When Baby Won't Sleep

Congratulations on your new baby! AND welcome to the world of sleeplessness!

Give yourself some piece of mind. Protect your pool table with an easy to use hard cover. It�s an investment that will protect and extend the life of your favorite piece of furniture. Your table!Sleeping on the side, holding a small bolster or on the tummy, is more reassuring for babies as they have something to hang on to for comfort.�To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.��The Magician was driving down the road� then he turned into a driveway.�Q:�What do get from a pampered cow?� A:�Spoiled milk.�That�s why your baby keeps waking up every hour or so in the first few weeks. �But don�t worry, as this is only temporary,� says Dr M. Paranjothy, Consultant Paediatrician from Assunta Hospital. �Your baby�s sleep cycles will usually stabilise after 3 months and he should be sleeping longer hours. He�ll also wake up and sleep at the same time like everyone else.�My baby is easily jerked awakeThere are also one-liner jokes that are short but deliver the humor through the straight to the point punch line. Here are some examples for one-liner jokes:Q:�How do crazy people go through the forest?� A:�They take the psycho path.�For smaller babies, swaddling in a large nappy or cotton cloth can stop baby being easily awakened. Some parents have also found that placing a small pillow or bean-bag on baby�s body will keep him reassured as he feels that he�s being held in your arms.If all else fails, he probably has colic, which is wind trapped in the stomach. You may offer some gripe water, hold him against your shoulder to burp him or rub some baby medicated oil on his tummy to soothe the pain. If you are breastfeeding, avoid foods such as cabbage and beans that might give your baby colic.Meanwhile, there are also Good Jokes that depict a story and at the end of the story is the punch line. They usually portray people with their stupidity and dullness which makes people laugh at the end. Here are some examples of short story jokes:�Three retirees, each with hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other , �Windy, isn�t it?� �No,� the second man replied, �it�s Thursday.� The third man chimed in, �So am I. Let�s have a beer.���I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.��Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones are take-in!!!�Babies cry to communicate a need. Check whether your baby is hungry because he did not latch on properly during breastfeeding. Also check whether his diaper is wet, or whether he is too cold, too hot, too tired or needs to be burped.My baby keeps waking up every few minutes and cryingBabies have different sleep cycles from adults. Adults have a 90-minute sleep cycle comprising 75% deep sleep and 25% dream or REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, while babies have a shorter sleep cycle. Their sleep cycle is 45 minutes comprising 20 minutes of deep sleep and 25 minutes of REM sleep.Wouldn�t it be great to have that pool table surface available for all your goodies when you are entertaining? But you don�t want to damage your pool table. You�ll need to think about a cover.Should baby sleep on his back, tummy or side?Must I buy a baby cot?

If all else fails, he probably has colic, which is wind trapped in the stomach. You may offer some gripe water, hold him against your shoulder to burp him or rub some baby medicated oil on his tummy to soothe the pain. If you are breastfeeding, avoid foods such as cabbage and beans that might give your baby colic.

Author: Li Jin